Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

Bottom Blast

When a bottom/submissive person does a keyboard smash out of confusion or from being flustered.

Person 1: ahgkgrtgregdsfgvgnrtrwegt
Person 2: lol you respond with a bottom blast so often i can predict when they happen
Person 1: AGU09HRTGPDFIOBGG WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: yeah called it lmao

by Incredibly Small Child March 3, 2024

Griz Blast

When fans of the UM Grizzlies get overwhelmed by emotion

I cant wait to take a bunch of griz blasts with all my bros tonight. I hope I get a griz blast to the face!

by Soistartedblastin March 3, 2024

bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine

Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024

Autobot Blaster

one inexistent transformer

autobot blaster is inexistent

by gearsdoesstuff May 1, 2024

Pasta blaster

Pasta blaster, also Pasta-blaster

Any high performance Italian motorcycle.

Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.

Luigi loves his new pasta blaster.

by 2TD May 3, 2024

monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024