donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

Ass numage

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.

Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!

by Whodajung May 16, 2018

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016

Pleasure in the ass

The opposite of 'pain in the ass'
Something that is hassle-free and, in some instances, moderately enjoyable.

"I had to return these shoes I bought online and they gave me a full refund, no questions asked. What a pleasure in the ass."

by 1MUSD July 30, 2013

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? January 1, 2012