anal croutons

The crusty dried poop left behind after whipping the poop out of your anus.

"Dude, that Indian girl had the most nutty anal croutons ever!"

by Sir licks a lot May 13, 2014

Anal passing

Anal passing is where two people put the ends of their asses opposite each other and stretch it widely so that when one of them poops, the poop goes into the other's ass and they keep passing it around.

The two students got caught anal passing and were expelled

by OfficialChocolateBar September 1, 2021

anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.

Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....

by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018

Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015

Anal Slushie

When you take a nasty ass watery shit in your underwear and it's still sitting in your anus

Aw Man! i just had the worst anal slushie ever! this is what I get for eatin at the zoo.

by broken dick May 5, 2019

anal bucaneer

derogatory term meaning a homosexual man

The gay pride parade? What would I want to hang out with a bunch of anal bucaneers for?

by Sicariu May 13, 2008

Wreckit Anal

A severely damaged anus that has gone through heavy trauma such as sexual/penetrative or rectal experimentation that caused multiple fissures, prolapse and even gaping. Sloppy milfs often beg for it and return for more.

Chloe had to take a break from her road trip because we had wreckit anal. She liked it because she came back for more !

by Goodbass99 June 14, 2022