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A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 6, 2009
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Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!
by Cofer April 21, 2006
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Holy Shit On A Tricycle!

Noun Phrase,
1. Used to add extremeness when holy shit is not vivid enough.
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I just saw a six armed midget doing backflips to music in the subway!

Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I got yo momma preggers!
by Caitlin91492 January 12, 2008
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hormone-a-gogo

Any place where one or more women gather to gossip, cause drama, bitch, whine, and otherwise be miserable wretches together, because their hormones are out of whack, and they refuse to seek proper medical help.
Last night's show became a hormone-a-gogo.
by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004
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plot hole you can drive a truck through

A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.
"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."
by Trek August 25, 2006
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holla' fo' a dolla'

verb meaning: will have sex for nothing
will date anyone
is easy
"Daniel will taotally holla' fo' a dolla'."-Steve
"That's becasue she is addicted to crack and has various STDs."-Daryl
by HaEctor May 11, 2008
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