dirty timoleon

A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.

"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"

by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022

Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022

dirty edd

A man picks up the woman with one arm wrapped around her and held tightly. The man then uses his other hand to finger her pussy until she gushes, being used as his own little super soaker.. Once she is unable to squirt anymore, she is swiftly dropped to her knees and face fucked until he's came.

He gave me a dirty edd last night, by the end i was soaking from mouth to pussy. I'm not sure what took more of a beating.. I'll be going back tonight. I hope he changed the sheets !

by Breadders May 27, 2023

Dirty Stephan

When you have sex with your partner while they have Covid (preferably with a 105°+ fever) resulting in a feeling similar to that of a lava lamp

Damn bro i hit my wife with a dirty stephan last night

by Lc214 July 30, 2024

Dirty Gomez

To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.

Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.

by SUPER DICK December 2, 2015

dirty dullain

when you are walking and you stub your toe, making you fall into a bush where a branch penetrates your butthole, hitting your prostate gland, making you cum instantly while locking eye contact with an elderly citizen on a prison break from the nursing home.

I was going to pick some lemons when i tripped and did a dirty dullain.

by Jimmy Clegg March 20, 2022

Dirty Huw

Usually reserved for bush doof-doof partys. After an all night dance event in the forrest, crap right on the entry of a sleeping person's tent for a morning surprise.

Damm bro, woke up after the rave and put my hand in shit. Someone gave me the dirty huw

by Hemp Knight November 25, 2021