Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Moby dick

A big dick in a girls vagina

I gave my wife a moby dick

by Carrot577 December 18, 2019

Dick Cheney

Made money off the Iraq war

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war

by Really stupid bitch December 13, 2019

Tingle Dick

When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.

"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.

by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020