Huge dick

Something very yummy

Girl:ooh I love the taste of ur huge dick now squirt the white stuff *moan*

by ImDaisy August 5, 2022

Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.

“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “

by eflexalot January 4, 2020

Big Dick Supremacist

Women and big dicks.

Why do I hate women? The same reason people hate White Supremacists. They believe a group of people (Small Dicks) are inherently inferior to another group of people (Big Dicks) based on an immutable quality. Sure, they may say that there is nothing wrong with small dicks but it's always followed up by "I just prefer big dicks". Kind of like how a a homophobe would say "There is nothing wrong with gay people but I just don't want them throwing it in my face". Therefore, being a Misogynist is just being Anti- Big Dick Supremacist.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

dick

dick

dick big

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.

That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019