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Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick
by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019
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Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican
On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!
by Mexicandre March 3, 2024
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Snot-Dick

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick
by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022
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Dick-clipper

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.
"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."
by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024
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Dick

Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard
Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it
by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020
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military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
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