Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

salisbury dick

Good/appealing dick

Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.

by realdude4568789 October 11, 2020

big dick energy

my bf brandon

Jayleen- “You have big dick energy”
Brandon- “What does that mean?”
Jayleen- “Whip it out.”

by i love brandon❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜🖤🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤 June 17, 2023

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

urban dicking it

to search on urban dictionary

hold on let me urban dic that
yeah, urban dicking it

by jeanscocknballz November 13, 2021

Dick Glue

When you're cum is overly thick and sticky like glue.

Pregnant Woman: Shawns Dick Glue got me fucken pregnant!

by RawDawg8lazeitHard420 January 5, 2022

Hole dick

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.

"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"

by Harry person October 21, 2019