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MeterMaid Ass

When your ass is so fat it looks like your back. Also described as your asscrack riding up to your neck.
Hey mom that lady has a big back . Yes honey that’s what we call a MeterMaid Ass
by Errrik January 10, 2026
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Taco Ass's

A game in which two people compete with taco ingredients wedged in their ass crack's (lettuce, tomato, cheese, beef mince). Both players have to clench their butt cheeks to keep as many ingredients as possible from falling out and walk 5 meters. Once a player has reached the 5-meter mark, they then have to squat down above a tortilla and pour all contents of the ass taco on to the tortilla. The player with most amount of food in their tortilla wins. The loser has to eat it.
1. Hey dude, want to challenge me to a game of Taco Ass's?

2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.
by JDingus January 12, 2026
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