When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!
by Jevolve March 9, 2017
Get the chick with dick dudemug. A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
Get the Dickmug. by NealyNiceGuy June 30, 2021
Get the Dick Stingymug. A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
by Lildval November 24, 2017
Get the Pluto Dickmug. A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.
by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012
Get the Dick peakersmug. Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
by Santana0520 June 12, 2016
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Get the shift dickmug.