Dick sand

It’s a bunch of ducks that sucks you in slowly like quicksand

Jenni got stuck in some dick sand

by Spacecadet84 November 12, 2025

Dick Down December

Christmas season fill of dicks..

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.

by Millipussy December 6, 2021

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use

Jeremy has a small pencil dick

by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016

Chicken dick

Well you guys must be horny if you guys are searching this up

"man, hes such a chicken dick"

by Painting May 9, 2020

Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.

When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."

by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

Dick

It’s the thing known to a woman. Straight or gay. She will always want it. Whenever she wakes up she wants it. Whenever she goes to sleep she wants it.

Bob: I’m going to sleep.
Anika: No please I want your dick.
Bob: Okay. *whips it out*

by urmomforeverrrrr July 14, 2022