Dick

A way to say an insult to a human:

My dick is so hard its harder to withstand the Rock's eyebrow raise!

by CODBOD May 17, 2022

Jingle Dick

Saggy Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!

by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."

by Brownblood March 17, 2023

Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.

You bitch dick on a titty stick!

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017