Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.

I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.

by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

Dick head Auto-Pilot

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person

People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot

by LoverofDilfs July 23, 2023

Dick eye

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense

Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago

by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025

Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York

“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick”

by Jurguyz October 15, 2021

Lady and the Tramp Dick

Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.

Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.

by Pupule September 2, 2022

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019