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Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017
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rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
mugGet the rehearsal dickmug.

urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.
LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.
by modicumx January 25, 2025
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Jingle Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!
by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023
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quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.
"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023
mugGet the quickie dickmug.

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.
Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
mugGet the dick demotionmug.

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