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Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
by Pickle Reeves May 3, 2023
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teen dick energy

When someone gives the vibe that they don’t do any foreplay in bed and instead go straight to penetration
Boy: has gym pictures with sunglasses on his Tinder profile

Girl: He’s giving teen dick energy
by paco susman jr May 5, 2023
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My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it
ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!
by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023
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MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"
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by pp slapper May 9, 2023
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eatin da dick up

eatin da dick up means you are bothering someone, like roasting or you are constantly making someone mad by picking with them.
johnny- wyd
sophie - eatin da dick up
jonny- whos?
sophie- mia's
by k3toicy May 10, 2023
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Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
by Senanator May 11, 2023
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Dick foot

A word you call some one when you run out of things you call them.
guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame

guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot

guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say
by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023
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