by Dialysister January 27, 2024
Get the Aqua dickmug. Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndromemug. Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.
Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.
by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017
Get the soufflé dickmug. The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016
Get the One Dick Ponymug. A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
Get the military dickmug. A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human
by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019
Get the Dickmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Betrayal Dick Betrayalmug.