National Mephobians Day

National Mephobian Day is a day where Mephobians come out and show the world how awesome you are. The world may end today because of those Mephobians.

“Bro why you so awesome today?”
“Because National Mephobians Day I’m a Mephobian”

by Rat017393 November 3, 2019

Fuck you day

You can say fuck you to all of your friends

Hey Stephan ist Fuck you day

by Coran445 November 3, 2019

Jim Craig Appreciation Day

Jim Craig appreciation day is on February 22nd. Jim Craig is and should be appreciated everyday, but as a society in order to truly appreciate this wonderful man we must have a national day of rest to celebrate him and his other teammates.

Hey are you going to the parade on Jim Craig Appreciation Day?

by Jim Shoes November 3, 2019

National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

Rex day

Rex day is October 14 about the best turtle in da world Rex much wow

Rex day boi

by Rex the Turtle November 4, 2019