dirty carden

A man who sticks finger inside of his asshole to nut while jerking off

“Joshua you okay”

“Yea , I had to pull a good ole dirty carden”

by Nigger mann May 11, 2020

Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes

Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”

by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Dirty Lonan

The act of dreaming about your BF's friends and telling them first

See also: Dreamscape

Person: why did you and your gf broke up.
Person 2: She pulled a Dirty Lonan

by Firefly00 February 4, 2022

dirty jayne

Dirty jayne is the act of putting your asshole over a car exhaust, which results in it burning your asshole and filling you with smoke.

Larry: What did you do last night?
Ken: Oh, i just did a dirty jayne with Leah and Becki

by notabottom: May 14, 2021

Dirty mayleth

Having intercourse with someone with the initials R, P or J in such close proximity to your bestfriends sleeping arrangements that they cannot avoid hearing her moans and his whimpers and subsequently masturbate to it

Man, I couldn't control that dirty mayleth I had lastnight.

by Orgyfucklove May 22, 2023

Dirty Kinessa

The sexual act of explosively pooping yourself during vaginal intercourse that causes the partner to gasp and vomit leaving a pile of dual discharge that becomes the substance for a finger painting.

Bro you’ll Never guess what happen last night…
Totally met this chick and had a dirty Kinessa. It was a master piece.

by DocCod April 27, 2022

Dirty Waffle

Make a hole in a waffle and slide it down his dick. Add your desired topping, peanut butter, syrup butter etc. Give head and jack off until he rains the cum down onto the waffle and then both share waffle together.

I bought this waffle maker just so we could try the dirty waffle and it was so worth it!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023