I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
Get the Noodle dickmug. A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
Get the Dick Lickermug. woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened
other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick
other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick
by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023
Get the sleepy dickmug. by Rewl name 1 April 8, 2021
Get the Dick diggermug. by CODBOD May 17, 2022
Get the Dickmug. It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.
by Bee and Fox April 20, 2023
Get the Dick Lippermug. Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
Get the dick demotionmug.