Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

I'm all dick and bones

Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!

You're slim aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.

by Biggy D' October 19, 2023

big dick energy

toai trinh

that boy be on that big dick energy!!!11!!!

by zzanderc November 12, 2018

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 6, 2020