Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

dick

you nigga why you looking at my dick

dad give me your dick

by 3urqrupo December 12, 2022

Dick tate

A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay

This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons

“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”

by sooocool123 July 27, 2022

dicked

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.

Pat asked me to work all night to fix his screw up. How dicked is that?

by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017