Big dick randy

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son

I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."

by pluh500 April 2, 2024

Ants dick

This persons detach to grow more than his original size and fattening

Ants dick look small and slinky but that niggas dick get long and fat WOW!!!!!!!

by The muscle February 5, 2025

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 19, 2021

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011