Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Dick

dick is awesome for sucking or riding during sex it can be big or small

"wow such a big dick u have there"

by ur_mom'sdick May 1, 2022

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

Dick

You don’t have one

No dick looken ass

by Masterlolik November 4, 2019

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Dick

1) Slang for the male genital organ used in the process of reproduction

2) Used to describe someone who has done something wrong or is rude
3) A shortened version of the name Richard

1) Man, I shoved my huge dick in that girl last night. I think she felt more pain than pleasure, but who gives a fuck
2) Brady is a dick. He came to my house and stole a ton of shit

3) My friend Dick is a nice guy. He donates to charity quite a lot.

by Anqrygole May 26, 2019