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Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.
She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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Big Dick

The type of things that an Emerson would have
My balls are itchy emerson has a Big Dick. we should hop on
by PenisLordKingJulian April 1, 2022
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Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
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Dumbo Dick

He showed up to work ass naked and everyone teased him calling him a Dumbo dick because of his oversized pecker.
by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025
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Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
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homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...
Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider
by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022
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Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!
by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020
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