Dirty Water

Dirty Water - a term for a build up of semen in your testicles.

An old carpenter arrived on the building site on a Monday morning and said to the apprentice, "well Jimmy, did you get rid of your dirty water at the weekend?' thus - did you get "a ride" or "did you get the spuds drained"? In other words did you have sexual intercourse at the weekend or "blow yer load" and get rid of your dirty water. (See Get Er Bucked in Belfast).

by weeBelfastman March 15, 2025

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Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

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What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

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Dirty Zeil

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Ethan: OMG I need to show this girl a good time. She's so hot!!!
Zeil: Hey, have you of my namesake the "Dirty Zeil?"

Ethan: No?? What is it?
Zeil: Get me a dwarf and two condoms and I'll show you how to have a good time!!

by AwesomeCoolGuy2026 March 17, 2025

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