Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.
by Kriskiki April 08, 2023
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virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019
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turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 04, 2019
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Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.
The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.
by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022
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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
by sal420paradise March 01, 2010
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