by Hello0101 October 12, 2015
Get the fuck a titmug. Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.
by persimmonVision October 7, 2021
Get the tits are chappedmug. A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.
I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.
tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched
tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched
by Bathos May 18, 2010
Get the Tits Verticalmug. “That’s So Tits” is an expression used to describe something that is awesome, kick ass, cool, or breathtaking. Originated by Torstein Horgmo in the shred flick “Horgasm” (4:32, 17:12), then made famous by Cartman in South Park's Tooth Fairy's Tats episode. It was then adopted as a code to live by from an impressionable crew of teenage Pacific Northwest up and comers.
"Man that pow run was so tits, lets do ti again before it gets tracked.”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”
by nosedradamous October 3, 2018
Get the SO TiTSmug. Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.
CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.
Thoren - What was it?
CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!
Thoren - What was it?
CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!
by CJ0 May 1, 2009
Get the Muff Titsmug. Good tits refer to tits that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.
"My girlfriend has good tits, I love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every Sunday morning".
by The DBA April 13, 2014
Get the good titsmug. another term for 'fake tits', 'fake titties', 'pornstar boobs', 'synthetic milk duds', 'money mammories', 'doctor's special', 'plastic bags', 'green tits', 'pamelas', and many more referring to titties made by a plastic surgeon.
"Damn bro your mom has some shiny ass tits."
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"
by mommy'sLittleBoy November 14, 2013
Get the shiny titsmug.