doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 05, 2009

Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004

to do a Rosco

the need to take a shit before an event

"Sorry guys had to do a Rosco, I couldn't start playing football till I got that out."

by Chris Christensen October 26, 2003

fuck do

The kind of messy hair do that arises from human mating

- Bad hair day?
- Not at all. Just made it lucky with X, great fuck do!

by Sam Adams II May 14, 2007

booty do

where yo stomach stick out more den yo booty do !

that pregnant lady got a booty do.

by Babi Gurl & Tini August 08, 2010

Do it later

Pronounced "do it laaaateeeer". Procrastination pushed to its very limit. Perfected by a dynamic young man from Dorset who first uttered these eternal words. A perpetual state of doing it later is known as All systems go

Mike: You gonna leave the house today?
Aidan: I'll do it later

by X-Ray_Cat November 29, 2007

do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017