titanic tits

Huge massive tits worthy of motorboating, tounge kissing, finger banging, and of coarse the always famous tit banging. In that order

That girl sure was ugly but she had some titanic tits that i went ball deep in.

by meat master0519 October 24, 2015

tit sisters

Two women or girls who are joined at the hip and who conspires against other people.

Kylie and her friend are tit sisters.

by Dalebeardrunkman April 21, 2018

swizzle tits

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq

I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits

by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008

tits to toes

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017

shiny tits

another term for 'fake tits', 'fake titties', 'pornstar boobs', 'synthetic milk duds', 'money mammories', 'doctor's special', 'plastic bags', 'green tits', 'pamelas', and many more referring to titties made by a plastic surgeon.

"Damn bro your mom has some shiny ass tits."
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"

by mommy'sLittleBoy November 14, 2013

Muff Tits

Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.

CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

Thoren - What was it?

CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!

by CJ0 May 1, 2009

ripping tits

A humorous term used to exaggerate a point/story to make it seem more exciting or interesting.

1.) "When I had my Monte Carlo I was rippin' tits down that highway!"
(i.e. speeding; exaggerating how fast he drove)

2.) "I was ripping tits on guitar at the show last night."
(i.e. playing well; exaggerating how well he played)

by EyelessArchfiend August 6, 2009