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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.
There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!
by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022
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woods

omg woods i missed you
by wdymyoudontknowmehaha January 11, 2023
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Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers
i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.
“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018
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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood
by Splithewood December 2, 2016
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