Wank

“Wank” term used by British people the same as the American word “run”

“I’m just going for a wank”
“He’s wanking”

by British slang teacher November 14, 2025

Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls

Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying

by Alex Gizzle August 19, 2008

Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017

Robin wank

A person that's wanking like a beast, often named Robin and in their 13s-14s

Damm, our new neighbour must robin wank alot. We can hear him from across the street!

by Pu$$yZlayer69 January 25, 2017

bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant

Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with

by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017

Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW

Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019