A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.
Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...
by LightShadow May 23, 2011
To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.
-Hello?
-Hey man
-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.
-Holy Shit dude.
-Hey man
-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.
-Holy Shit dude.
by Shadow Fox November 15, 2010
The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.
To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.
To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.
by OmegaSoul December 18, 2016
When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.
My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.
by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023
User on the website deviantART in charge of keeping people in line in #iRPG and making the IdleGuards look good.
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."
by shadowed-light-waves September 24, 2007
Since you haven't showered I'll just give you a light blowy.
by FabricFresh April 11, 2016
Tell me, Chrissy
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
—
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
—
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."
by irenealphapapi August 08, 2024