1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
Get the He's a friend of Kevin'smug. he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.
Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.
by Krkič May 6, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. 
Get the Kevin Puntmug. 
by goonmaster baiter May 1, 2025
Get the Kevinmug. A popular name for black dogs and anyone of colour, most commonly used by english cricketers when they don't know the actual name of the person they are addressing.
I was shopping at ASDA and I couldn't see the produce for the Kevins getting in my way and had to come home without my avocados.
I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!
Ask that Kevin there for a menu!
I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!
Ask that Kevin there for a menu!
by Martimuss December 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug.