No fucks to give

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.

if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.

by No fucks January 28, 2016

head-fucking

When you actively thrust your penis into your partner's head while receiving a blowjob. If you go too deep, it can trigger a gag reflex.

"She went down on me last night, but I got a little too excited while head-fucking her and she gagged."

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

Buddy Fucked

To get screwed out of something, to lose an object or for your friends to drink the last beer. Or when something blatenly goes wrong in a non tragic way.

"Crystal buddy fucked me when she drank the last of my captain and coke!"

by jasgoddess March 13, 2010

fucking cancer

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared

"this class is fucking cancer"

by dankgod69 June 29, 2016

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.

Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"

by NDirish15 April 21, 2014

fuck politeness

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.

You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.

by Iminacultcallmydad January 6, 2017