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Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.
Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019
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Peter

peter is an amazing person , Peters are not very smart but they are gorgeous they are wonderful Peter is another word for amazing they catch feelings very very quickly they usually dates pretty girls and theirs names are Elena or lea if you are a lea or a Elena i tell u : do not leave them and maybe date them❤️
Peter is beautiful
by ilovepeters✨✨ October 13, 2019
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Peter

Peter is a smart, handsome, dorky, sexy, sweet, strong, hot, cute boy. He’s maybe a spiderboy but he isn’t scary like real spider’s. Every father figure of peter dies eventually, so don’t be his daddy! He has a pretty thicc ass in his spandex suit. He has also a super nice aunt who will be there for him till she dies.
“Peter: I don’t wanna go
by imaginaryytom October 22, 2019
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peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
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peter

he likes to say “😂😂😂”. he’s funny & kinda cute too.
peter says 😂😂😂
by loliamnotfunny October 25, 2019
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peter

the funniest person you'l ever meet keep him as a friend
oh that guy is a real peter
by schoolisno October 30, 2019
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Peenerweiner

A peenerweiner is a guys main source of entertainment often referred to as a meat septer or dick
I fucked my sister with my peenerweiner
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