general pants junkie

Someone who compulsively shops at General Pants Co., and are under the impression that they are indie, while in true fact they are indie posers.

general pants junkies make it hard to identify indie posers from real indies.

by Supaiman525 January 25, 2011

poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 11, 2009

tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 11, 2006

I R Pant!

A phrase used to draw attention to the fact that you are a pair of pants.

See also CTRL+ALT+DEL, Chef Brian

I R Pant!
Marshmallow rainbow supreme!

by omegabyte December 10, 2004

big pants

To use one's size, authority, or power to impose their interests or wishes on someone.

Employee- "Can I have a raise?"

Boss - "No, you should be happy you have a job."

Co-Worker - "You straight-up gotz big pants'd."

by The Robster May 4, 2007

Rock star pants

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.

See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.

"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"

"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"

by parttimepoet September 26, 2009

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022