jordan

has a big pp

wow look at that jordan

by lolnogæhœ January 12, 2020

Jordan

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

by ohthatpie December 19, 2024

Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock

Omg is that Jordan I love his cock

by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021

Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordan

JORDAN???!!

Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"

by notslurry November 21, 2021