texas blow horn

when a girl blows inside a guys ass and pulls on his dick

Joeann was risky tonight, so she gave Jim a texas blow horn.

by Burp sagget January 27, 2014

Go Blow A Fish

Another way to say 'shut up'

Dom: "haha you suck!"
Becca "Go blow a fish!!"

by Ryley Heart September 6, 2011

blow ur day

u say it when something happens..to make a person's day bad or worse

craig: man i forgot my homework at home
mercedes:hahah blow ur day.

by sweetz09 January 16, 2008

Copenhagen Blow Job

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.

Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"

Hick 2: "What??"

Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"

Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"

by Tim Burre June 13, 2013

texas blow dryer

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head

Me and Britney tried the Texas blow dryer! booty booby blow blowdryer hardcore vagina

by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016

blow on my butthole

"blow on my butthole" a negative comment meaning "fuck you man!" or whatever man go to hell! (most times used jokingly or when someone is janking on you)

guy 1: man! this weed sucks ass!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

guy 1: YO MAMA!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

by MINIME! January 13, 2012

Missouri Canoe Blow

Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.

This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.

So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!

by K1892 November 23, 2010