Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.

4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass

by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025

ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008

break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021