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Jacob Mooney

Man look at Jacob Mooney over there he a snack
by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.
Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.
by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024
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Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger
That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper
by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023
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Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate
I fucking hate jacob
by whatthegays October 9, 2023
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Jacob i vår klass

Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats
Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats
by GucciCat1337 October 12, 2023
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Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.
"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"
by I love big men October 23, 2023
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