Bumble Nut

A Bumble Nut is other wise known as a small ball of faeces that has not been wiped properly and sticks to the hairs around your anus, and is left so long it has gone hard. The name derives from Bum-Ball-Nut but recent accents in recent times have thus changed this to Bumble Nut
In school we went swimming and my mate Benyon tried to change into his trunks but his underpants were caught on his Bumble Nuts.

My mates girlfriend made me a Bumble Nut Sandwich for lunch last week.
by emo_the_love_god October 27, 2010
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nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.
"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."
by Half Time June 17, 2014
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fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.
Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".
by Chocochipmonkee August 07, 2008
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Nut puddle

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018
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Shad Nut

A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.
"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."
by ThatBoiJW April 10, 2019
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Gamer Nuts

Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok
by Rusty_Dusty March 06, 2020
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Fairies nuts

A word play on the term "fair enough" to indicate general nonchalance or being meh about a conversation or opinion posed.
Dude 1: Mate, I hated that movie. Such a waste of money.
Dude 2: Fairies nuts, mate.
by firebyte March 31, 2011
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