by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
Get the Horse Pork mug.One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.
by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012
Get the Horse Dike mug.by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
Get the horse crotch mug.A girl that looks like a horse who tries to fuck everyone but no one wants it. Only the very desperate.
by Chicken nuggeter November 16, 2018
Get the Whore horse mug.The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013
Get the swamp horse mug.A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
Get the Horse Racist mug.When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.
As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
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