A pair of lazy, diseased adolescent females that
will crash at your house for a "couple days" the moment they think you'll let them. And by a couple days, the
Ghetto Twins mean a month. Beware this rare breed, and by all means, do not come into contact with any part of their bare skin. Also, they
will become permanently attached to your couch if you do not take preemptive evasive action.