Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

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Storm God

The God Of Storms. His real name is Christopher Storm, and he gets all the fucking bitches. He has a penis the size of 131 inches. He also is known to make a girl cum instantly. Also is immortal, and can kick anyones ass in a second.

Girl: "Oh my god, Storm God give me more!"
Storm God: Fuck off thot.

by StormGod'sHoe January 28, 2017

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god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018

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god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".

God-dong it man, what are you doing?

by Violinist91 January 16, 2009

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Techno God

Charismatic, humble, and genuine human who not only listens to the very appealing devil music under the name of “Techno,” but also performs a traditional dance at shows and festivals called “shuffling” which is breathtaking to see with the naked eye. Be sure to wear protection in all of its forms because Techno God is one amazing sight to witness.

Did you see Techno God at the Underground stage?? His dancing made me want to sacrifice a baby goat.

by technoluvr July 19, 2018

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