dumb puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
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dumb ass bitch

the dumbest most battiest bitch in town!
this dumb ass bitch is a motherfucking baddie
by eliza_25 March 22, 2021
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Dumb Flex

The meaning of dumb flex is to flex as much as possible !! Like a stupid flex! Or crazy flex. Dumb flex is being lit in all your might!! Whether it be clothing cars jewellery or even just your aura! Show off what you can🤪
Oh my gosh look at Miss LaFamilia, she's on some dumb flex with that new whip
by AlRaz February 11, 2021
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Dumb Tundra

when it is colder than brick outside.
yo my man it is straight dumb tundra out, deadass facts.
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Dumb and stupid

what the 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the entire internet are
almost the entire internet is filled with dumb and stupid things like scams, trolls, hacks, bots, inappropriate content, offensive content, harassing content, untrustworthy content, rage, profanity, insults, bullies, bad words, speaking dirty, screams, ear rapes, rickrolls, stick bugs, gnomes, useless information, useless articles, memes, sex, date, od (online dating)s, marriage, honeymoon, and hell(urban dictionary)
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