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Christian

Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone

Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
by Eskatiiiiiiiiiit June 24, 2018
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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
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sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
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Christian Montilla

Aguiar’s Son ; also referring to a man with a small smelly Penis ; Gay Queer
Wow dude your acting like a Christian Montilla
by Not Aguiar January 17, 2019
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christian dean

a nasty hoe thats gay and needs attention (period)
"hey have you seen christian dean? hes so fuggin gay broo!"
by shrekstiddiemilkk September 29, 2020
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Christian

The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor and
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
Girl 1: (staring at Christian)

Girl 2: stop blushing.
by Dyoxxtoxph November 20, 2021
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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