Polar Bear

The preferred Canadian means of transportation

John: eh Eddy were gonna be late!
Eddy: I know, let's hop on the polar bear

by _7H0M45_ September 16, 2018

slimy bear

When a man perceives himself to be gay while trying to persuade friends girlfriends to peg him in the ass.

My buddy has been trying to get my girlfriend to peg him....that fag is such a slimy bear!

by Justdatip7 June 6, 2018

Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

kenny bear

Eats deep fried baby food. Favorite brand is huggies. Has a hitler shrine in their basement. Makes a living off of selling poopoo art

I love Kenny Bear’s poopoo art

by Niatstihs November 24, 2019

Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Shuggy Bear

A shuggy bear is someone who is wonderful, kind, and has a loving heart. They are the center of your world and provide you with all you could ever want. They are soft and cuddly like a bear and sweet like sugar but at times can become agitated if not enough food or sleep.

She was such a shuggy bear until about 3, when no one would let her sleep.Now we have to sleep outside anytime she is near.

by Bubs D February 22, 2017

Trash bear

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

All the toilets in the restroom were occupied and I had to poop so bad I had no other option but to trash bear in the urinal

by Nickel slick nasty December 28, 2019