Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

Michael Musa

Michael Musa was born in Miami, Florida, on April 24th, 2008. in 2011, Michael moved to Rochester, New York, alongside his family, and currently resides there. Not only is he handsome, he's also smart, and funny! Although he gets no bitches (for the time being), he can assure you, its by choice 👌. He loves all things Marvel, DC, and Superheroes in general. His favorite food is any juicy ass burger, and surprisingly isn't a complete fatass. Some of his hobbies include playing videogames, reading books, and spending time with family and friends. Michael does swimming, and is fucking awesome at backstroke. His music taste ranges anywhere from classical, to present day, and in all various forms, such as pop, rock, rap, jazz, etc. His current favorite movies are Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Batman, Beverly Hills Cop, The Back to the Future trilogy, The Goonies, and Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom, and Raiders of the Lost Ark). His favorite TV shows at the moment are The Boys, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Breaking Bad, The Mandalorian, and Rick and Morty. If you are one of his friends who wound up finding this, SUCK MY COCK, if you by some chance are another Michael Musa, and want to talk about how fucking awesome being a Michael Musa is, add Michael on Discord at the username MusaMan24 and the tag #1874. If you want to add Michael on Snapchat look for Michael Musa, or Musaman24, his bitmoji is the retarded looking one with the sunglasses.

"Michael Musa is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!" -women everywhere
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense

by MusaMan24 March 8, 2022

Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time.

Boomquisha: Girl, you see my man Michael Vick on yo Zenith screen last night.
LaPatricia: Oooooooooooo girl, he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Boomquisha: My god, girl, get cho priorities straight. His game is fine too. He ran fo 213 yards and threw for 4 touchdowns.
LaPatricia: (daydreaming) What you say?

by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008

Michael Frazier

Michael Frazier is the best and most handsome guy in the world! He tends to be very very sweet more than half the time and loves completely. He always knows what to say and how to help when needed. He has an amazing personality and is easy to love. Michael Frazier has very pretty brown eyes and soft skin. He has a wonderful taste in music and knows how to treat a girl the way she should be treated. Michael Frazier is the love of my life!

Michael Frazier is so sweet! He really knows how to make me feel beautiful!

by Anna Frazier November 30, 2011

Michael Phelps

Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.

He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.

Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.

Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.

by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008

michael phelpsed

In any activity if one wins unfairly or portrays the way Michael Phelps won his seventh gold medal in the Beijing Olympics.

In a video game:

Jon: HAHAH! I WON!!!

Molly: No, i won. Look, i shot you by 100th of a second!

Jon: Maaan! you just totally Michael Phelpsed me!

by Kaorusnanx3 October 14, 2008