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Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l
by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs
Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite
by LAngela November 23, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle: A man who is usually pretty funny but tends to get left out from time to time. He would really be in to history and geography and likes to share his knowledge with his friends. Usually he would love to ski and is creative. Also he likes memez. And loves the game GTA 3 XD
Person 1: “Wow he’s really a Kyle”

Person 2: “Damn this Kyle kid is badass”
by Loltrollguyx November 16, 2019
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Kyle

A dude who has mountains of Red Bull stored in his closet
Me: Woah Kyle, you have an entire closet full of Red Bull!

Kyle: Yeah it’s a bit small, but it’ll do until Tomorrow
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Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill
Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!
by kcnbc January 28, 2021
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Kyle

The man the myth the legend.

Theres lots of them that meet annually in Lake Kyle Park, Texas
"Yo have you heard about Kyle?"

"Yeah, The man the myth the legend."
by 010Wren010 November 27, 2024
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